150+ Funny Animal Jokes That'll Make You Roar with Laughter
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From the savanna to the ocean, the animal kingdom is absolutely hilarious. These animal jokes are perfect for kids, families, and anyone who loves creatures great and small.
50 jokes total
#1
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
#2
Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
#3
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
#4
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
#5
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King of the sea-bass!
#6
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
#7
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
#8
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
#9
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
#10
Why don't elephants use iPhones?
They're afraid of the roaming charges!
#11
What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
Purrr-suasive!
#12
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
#13
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
#14
Why did the dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
#15
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
#16
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
#17
Why don't fish like basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net!
#18
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no eye deer)!
#19
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
#20
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
#21
What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
Whatever you want, he's asleep!
#22
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
To get tweetment!
#23
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe!
#24
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
#25
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
A wise quacker!
#26
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
#27
What do you call a cold dog?
A chilli dog!
#28
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
#29
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
#30
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
#31
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
#32
Why did the elephant paint itself different colors?
So it could hide in a crayon box!
#33
What do you call a funny cat?
A cat-median!
#34
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad!
#35
What do you call a monkey that sells chips?
A chipmunk!
#36
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell!
#37
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
#38
Why don't cats ever win at poker?
Because they always show their hand... er, paw!
#39
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
#40
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
Because it wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
#41
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry!
#42
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
#43
What do you call a grumpy rabbit?
A bad hare day!
#44
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself!
#45
What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
A moo-sician!
#46
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
So it wouldn't be spotted!
#47
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
#48
Why did the spider get a job in IT?
He was great at finding bugs!
#49
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?