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Knock knock! Who's there? A huge collection of the funniest knock knock jokes ever written! These classic jokes never get old and are perfect for kids, families, and anyone who loves a good punchline.
50 jokes total
#1
Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
#2
Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
#3
Knock knock! Who's there? Nobel.
Nobel who? Nobel, that's why I knocked!
#4
Knock knock! Who's there? Atch.
Atch who? Bless you!
#5
Knock knock! Who's there? Cow says.
Cow says who? No silly, cow says MOO!
#6
Knock knock! Who's there? Honey bee.
Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a snack!
#7
Knock knock! Who's there? Nana.
Nana who? Nana your business!
#8
Knock knock! Who's there? Dishes.
Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
#9
Knock knock! Who's there? Tank.
Tank who? You're welcome!
#10
Knock knock! Who's there? Avenue.
Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
#11
Knock knock! Who's there? Olive.
Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
#12
Knock knock! Who's there? Doris.
Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I knocked!
#13
Knock knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know!
#14
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
#15
Knock knock! Who's there? Icy.
Icy who? Icy you looking at me!
#16
Knock knock! Who's there? Harry.
Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
#17
Knock knock! Who's there? Woo.
Woo who? Don't get too excited, it's just a joke!
#18
Knock knock! Who's there? Theodore.
Theodore who? Theodore wasn't opened so I knocked!
#19
Knock knock! Who's there? Cargo.
Cargo who? Car go beep beep!
#20
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream.
Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
#21
Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.
Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
#22
Knock knock! Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
#23
Knock knock! Who's there? Needle.
Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!
#24
Knock knock! Who's there? Banana.
Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
#25
Knock knock! Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go MOO — owls go who!
#26
Knock knock! Who's there? Luke.
Luke who? Luke through the peephole and you'll see!
#27
Knock knock! Who's there? Hatch.
Hatch who? Bless you!
#28
Knock knock! Who's there? Wire.
Wire who? Wire you asking, just open the door!
#29
Knock knock! Who's there? Annie.
Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can do better!
#30
Knock knock! Who's there? Anita.
Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil please!
#31
Knock knock! Who's there? Cash.
Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
#32
Knock knock! Who's there? Armageddon.
Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored, let me in!
#33
Knock knock! Who's there? Euripides.
Euripides who? Euripides trousers, you buy me new ones!
#34
Knock knock! Who's there? Ho ho.
Ho ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little work!
#35
Knock knock! Who's there? Candice.
Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
#36
Knock knock! Who's there? Alex.
Alex who? Alex-plain later, just let me in!
#37
Knock knock! Who's there? Imma.
Imma who? Imma going to keep knocking if you don't open up!
#38
Knock knock! Who's there? Spell.
Spell who? W-H-O!
#39
Knock knock! Who's there? Figs.
Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
#40
Knock knock! Who's there? Broccoli.
Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly!
#41
Knock knock! Who's there? Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
#42
Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey.
Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?
#43
Knock knock! Who's there? Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!