100+ Hilarious School Jokes Every Student Will Love
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School doesn't have to be boring! These school jokes will have your classmates, teachers, and parents cracking up. Perfect for the lunch table, the classroom, and anywhere in between.
50 jokes total
#1
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
#2
What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have a lot of problems!
#3
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
#4
What's a snake's favourite subject?
Hisss-tory!
#5
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
#6
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You're looking sharp!
#7
Teacher: Why are you late? Student:
Sorry, I was dreaming of a football game and it went into extra time!
#8
What's a teacher's favourite nation?
Expla-nation!
#9
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
#10
What school subject do snakes love?
Hissss-tory!
#11
Why did the broom get a good grade?
Because it swept the test!
#12
What do you call a student who never goes to school?
A ruler — because it always skips school!
#13
Why was the geometry book always unhappy?
Because it had too many problems!
#14
What do librarians take fishing?
Bookworms!
#15
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
It always went back four seconds!
#16
What do you call a student who loves spelling bees?
A spelling bee-liever!
#17
Why was the music teacher locked out of class?
Because his keys were on the piano!
#18
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says 'Spit out that gum!' and a train says 'Choo choo!'
#19
Why did the student bring scissors to class?
To cut class!
#20
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
#21
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!
#22
What's a tornado's favourite game in school?
Twister!
#23
Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its bytes!
#24
What do you call a student who hates Mondays?
Most students!
#25
Why did the student study on an airplane?
He wanted a higher education!
#26
What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!
#27
Why was the science teacher so cool?
She had lots of class!
#28
What do you call 12 inches of fake snow?
A foot of the imagination — or a geography test!
#29
Teacher: You copied your homework from John! Student:
How do you know? Teacher: Because his name was at the top!
#30
Why did the student eat his library card?
Because the teacher said to digest the information!
#31
What's a witch's favourite school subject?
Spelling!
#32
Why did the teacher keep the lights on?
She had a bright class!
#33
What do you call a nervous student?
A worrywart — they always study for exams they've already passed!
#34
Why did the student bring an umbrella to school?
In case of brain storms!
#35
What's an astronaut's favourite subject?
Rocket science — obviously!
#36
Why do students do well on tests in Iceland?
Because they always break the ice!
#37
What does your PE teacher and a judge have in common?
They both hand out long sentences!
#38
Why was the physics teacher such a great comedian?
He had lots of potential energy!
#39
What school supply is always tired?
A knap-sack!
#40
Why did the student take a ladder to the library?
Because he heard the books were on a higher level!
#41
What do you call a teacher without any students?
Happy!
#42
Why did the student have a ruler in bed?
To see how long he slept!
#43
Why do math teachers make great detectives?
Because they get to the root of every problem!
#44
What instrument do students play in class?
The trom-bone!
#45
Why was the history teacher so optimistic?
He always said the future is history!
#46
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
#47
Why do chemistry teachers like nitrates?
They're cheaper than day rates!
#48
What did one pencil say to the other before an exam?
Good luck — draw on your experience!
#49
Why did the basketball player do so well in school?