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#1
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
#2
A SQL query walks into a bar.
It walks up to two tables and asks: Can I join you?
#3
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
#4
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it!
#5
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays (a raise)!
#6
What's a computer's favourite snack?
Microchips!
#7
Why do Java developers need glasses?
Because they don't C#!
#8
What did the router say to the modem?
Let's connect!
#9
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost its contacts!
#10
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Bytes!
#11
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
#12
What's a computer's favourite dance?
The algo-rhythm!
#13
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs!
#14
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell!
#15
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — that's a hardware problem!
#16
Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
The shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat!
#17
What's an astronaut's favourite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
#18
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings!
#19
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data!
#20
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell with great bytes!
#21
Why did Wi-Fi and the phone break up?
Because there were too many connection issues!
#22
What do you call a computer that can sing?
A Dell with perfect pitch!
#23
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache!
#24
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness!
#25
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus that made it crash!
#26
What do you call a program that goes to the gym?
A fit-bit!
#27
Why did the smartphone go to school?
To improve its apps-itude!
#28
What's a computer's least favourite food?
Memory leaks — they never digest properly!
#29
Why was the math teacher's computer broken?
Too many root problems!
#30
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause — but both can crash your laptop!
#31
Why did the database admin leave his wife?
She had too many foreign keys!
#32
What do you call a bear with no website?
Disconnected from the world wide web of life!
#33
Why did the email go to jail?
For spamming!
#34
What do you call a programmer from Finland?
Nerdic!
#35
Why did the IT guy go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw a firewall!
#36
What type of computer sings the best?
A Dell with a microphone chip!
#37
Why did the coder get glasses?
Because he couldn't C++!
#38
What's a programmer's favourite song?
Byte me!
#39
Why did the website go to therapy?
It had too many issues!
#40
What do you call a snowman that can code?
A frosty developer!
#41
Why did the 404 error feel lonely?
Because it couldn't find any friends!
#42
How do you know if a software engineer is an extrovert?
They look at YOUR shoes when talking to you!
#43
Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse?
Because the keyboard felt the mouse was just clicking away!