100+ Hilarious Travel Jokes for the World Explorer
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Whether you're a seasoned traveller or an armchair explorer, these travel jokes will take you on a journey of laughter. From airports to exotic destinations — buckle up and enjoy the ride!
50 jokes total
#1
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
#2
What do you call a cheap circumnavigation of the globe?
A world cheap trip!
#3
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a plane?
Because it might leak at 30,000 feet!
#4
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific?
Nothing, it just waved!
#5
Why did the geography teacher put on glasses?
To improve her world view!
#6
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles — because there's a mile between each S!
#7
Why did the tourist bring a map to the concert?
Because he heard the band was really lost!
#8
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle with ambition!
#9
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a little plane-crazy!
#10
What do you call a journey to Egypt?
A trip to Cairo therapy!
#11
Why do French people eat only one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf (enough)!
#12
What do you call a sleeping bag?
A nap sack!
#13
Why did the tourist go to the bakery?
He heard the city had a great roll!
#14
What's the world's greatest lake?
Lake Superior!
#15
Why did the compass fail its test?
It couldn't find direction in life!
#16
What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra on tour!
#17
Why did the tourist refuse to eat at the jungle restaurant?
There was a sign that said 'Service could take ages'!
#18
What do you call a world traveller with no money?
A global citizen on a budget!
#19
Why did the pilot get good grades?
He was always on a high level!
#20
What do you call a holiday that goes wrong?
A destination de-stination!
#21
Why do mountains never get cold?
Because they always have caps on!
#22
What do you call a river that keeps complaining?
The Mississippi!
#23
Why did the hotel close at night?
Because it ran out of guests!
#24
What do you call a bag that can't stop crying?
A lug-gage with feelings!
#25
Why did the suitcase go to therapy?
It had too much baggage!
#26
What did the ocean say to the island?
Nothing, it just waved!
#27
Why did the tourist climb the Eiffel Tower?
He heard the view was un-Paris-able!
#28
What do you call a boat that can't decide where to go?
A pier pressure vessel!
#29
Why don't tourists ever get lost in Italy?
Because they always pasta way through!
#30
What's an astronaut's favourite place on a computer?
The space bar!
#31
Why did the GPS break up with the compass?
It needed direction in life!
#32
What do you call a train that has a cold?
A choo-choo with the achoos!
#33
Why don't scientists trust the ocean?
It's full of fishy business!
#34
What do you call a shark's road trip?
A jaw-some adventure!
#35
Why did the tourist take a hammer to Rome?
He wanted to see the Colosseum!
#36
What country has the best breakfast?
Greece — because everything is in olive oil!
#37
Why did the traveller bring a pencil to Egypt?
To draw pyramids of conclusions!
#38
What's the cheapest way to travel?
By sale (sail)!
#39
Why did the cloud take a trip?
To see the world from a different precipitation!
#40
What do you call a trip to Paris with bad weather?